Funny Quote by Adam Rex

“We're in high school. If it didn't come from the school cafeteria, we like it.”

— S.K.N. Hammerstone

“Damn. Looks like I am going to be your teacher on a whole different level. Let the depravity begin,” he smiles.”

— S.R. Watson

“The first children of my age that I knew were in kindergarten. They seemed very strange, they laughed and talked and seemed happy. I…

— Charles Bukowski

“It’s not so bad, I wanted to tell the little boy. With enough time, you can get used to almost anything.”

— Katherine Applegate

“She said the secret to long life is to never stop moving. The moment you stop, you’re dying.” He poked me in the arm…

— C.L. Stone

“Ive wanted to be with Lance Tanner since the sixth grade, but that was so not going to happen since he's a zombie now.”

— Richard Denney

“Go and eat and drink a little more, and you will do very well.”

— Jane Austen

“Oh well, this is only temporary. Everything will be better someday. I'll make it better. After all, I'm young yet.”

— Betty Smith

“Great, I’ll continue this junior high bullshit and tell her that Ty. You got anything else I should whisper to her at recess?” Take…

— Kristen Ashley

“I stood up now, and placed my knuckles on his desk, leaning forward in a show of defiance, giving him a glare that I'd…

— Andrea Smith

“All the nervousness she’d been feeling about skipping to fourth grade suddenly burbled up inside her.”

— Jacqueline Davies

“Yes. And also, if it's okay by you, I'd like to shut up now... Or possibly just go somewhere and swallow my face.”

— Lesley Livingston