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“Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young,…” quote by Adam Rex — Download Open image

“Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman predecessors. We don't even make our vampires sleep in coffins anymore, or the ground.”

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