Causes Quote by Adam Rex

“Jairo’s response came immediately. ‘Yippee! Don’t bring your neighbors. Gag.’ Doug”

— Darien Cox

“Rebecca,’ a voice with an American accent said, ‘it’s Doug. Have you got a minute?’ Doug was Sam’s mum’s boss at the bank. ‘Hang…

— Damian Knight

“Because you’re still standing here. And I couldn’t walk away from you if I tried.” Stewart let out a breath. He held Doug’s eyes.…

— Darien Cox

“Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID, he just whipped out a quarter?”

— James Patterson

“Jesus! We can't just sit here and twiddle our thumbs. Who's the brains of this outfit, anyway?" "I think that was Shaw," Carl said…

— Abigail Roux

My father looked like he was having a stroke— not that Mel seemed to notice because he just kept talking. “Patrick needs a ride.…

— Elizabeth Scott

What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

— Adam Rex

“When people bore me, I close my eyes and try to remember the order the Seven Dwarfs marched in. But it's not always the…

— Stephan Pastis

“A steel door clapped open as a guard stepped from the bulletproof viewing station across the hall. "Adams!" "That you?" "I told you, I…

— Davis Bunn

“I rolled my eyes. “Kit is looking for a job in Nova Scotia.” “Canada?” Despite everything, Hi chuckled. “Have a good time, eh ?…

— Kathy Reichs

“What are you two doing in here?” Mike Iglehart wore an eye-blistering white lab coat and a surly expression. “This isn’t some teenage make-out…

— Kathy Reichs

A second floor window opened, and Kyle stuck his head and shoulders out so he could look down at us. “If you two are…

— Patricia Briggs