Quote by Adam Rex

“Some people just needed to be stolen from.”

— Eoin Colfer

“What a mess this was. Robbers too stupid to ask for money, and a victim too stupid to pretend that she didn't have any.”

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel

“He might have been a thief and a liar and a cheat, but he was a good person.”

— Judy Blundell

“It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer would murder me.…

— Yahtzee Croshaw

“Put a thief among honest men and they will eventually relieve him of his watch.”

— Flann O'Brien

“When we heard those shots and he saw Ploeg lying in front of the house, what he said was, 'My God, the lizards!'" With…

— Harry Mulisch

“Call them robbers and cutthroats--were they not amiable enough when they had sufficient to fill their bellies? Something was out of joint in a…

— Eiji Yoshikawa

“Gilmour had to laugh. He’s a cop, he thought, for the same reason that I am. He’s a cop because, every once in awhile,…

— Walter Gilmour

“People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government…

— Terry Pratchett

“We was robbed!”

— Joe Jacobs

“Only fools and criminals didn't know why they did things.”

— Paul Cornell

“I wasn't much of a petty thief. I wanted the whole world or nothing.”

— Charles Bukowski