Humor Quote by Adam Rex

I've had 'Spanish Flea' stuck in my head since 1998, so in a subjective sense, that is the song that's playing whenever I enter…

— Adam Rex

“I am rubber but you are blue. Whatevers you are saying bounces off of me and I do not remember the rest.”

— Adam Rex

Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman…

— Adam Rex

Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner…

— Adam Rex

The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your…

— Adam Rex

“I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry !' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably some human's…

— Adam Rex

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.

— Adam Rex

Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

— Adam Rex

“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.”

— Adam Rex

The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is…

— Adam Rex

“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.”

— Adam Rex

“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it…

— Adam Rex