If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww,… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Answer: That is bird poop, too. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they're still getting real food. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can… — Josh Duhamel Copy Share Image
If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I remember, my very first day at a new school, a bird pooped all down my back. It was like any other… — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
“News flash, horses poop about fifty pounds of manure a day. That’s per horse. Of course cows poop about three times that,… — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you… — Richard Rossi Copy Share Image
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
The cardinal points are a direct reference to the astrological colures. The Cardinals surround the Pope as the cardinal points surround the… — Michael Tsarion Copy Share Image
When [George W.] Bush was elected, I think they thought I would have some sort of special "in" with that administration, to… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I've always learned on-the-job, in real time. A problem comes up; I research it, and try to solve it. You can't study… — Tom Szaky Copy Share Image
When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It's like getting a gold star in Super… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
![“When [George W.] Bush was elected, I think they thought I would have some sort of special "in" with that administration, to provide some sort of inside poop. Which is not something I'd be interested in doing, and anyway, I didn't. I actually knew more people in his dad's administration. So it was…” quote by P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/624/p-j-o-rourke-184_administration_when-george-w-bush-was-elected-i-think-t_1265391.jpg)
