You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
If some people think, "Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop?" I think if some people get disgusted by… — Neal Barnard Copy Share Image
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
On one level, I am a total softie, sort of depressed and afraid of losing the people I love or failing them.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not… — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
Suddenly we have a baby who poops and cries, and we are trying to calm, clean up, and pin things together all… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
I've always learned on-the-job, in real time. A problem comes up; I research it, and try to solve it. You can't study… — Tom Szaky Copy Share Image
The cardinal points are a direct reference to the astrological colures. The Cardinals surround the Pope as the cardinal points surround the… — Michael Tsarion Copy Share Image
If you order a milkshake at a diner and they mix dog poop into it, you probably wouldn't drink it. If you… — Richard Rossi Copy Share Image
Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
"Glorious, stirring sight!" murmured Toad. . . . "The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel!… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they're still getting real food. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
