Dog Quote by Jonah Goldberg

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask…

— Anthony Griffin

Why do pepole who are pretty sure they have steped in dog poop always take off their shoe and smell it and say ooh…

— Kab

Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got…

— Iyanla Vanzant

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“When people visit my farm they often envision their dog, finally off-leash in acres of safely fenced countryside, running like Lassie in a television…

— Patricia B. McConnell

Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend.

— B. C. Forbes

“If you walk the dog long enough, you'll eventually be able to get him to poop.”

— Tim Smith

Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan.

— Anonymous

You see airbrushed images of me, but I know the person who's walking barefoot, dodging dog poo in the yard.

— Carolyn Murphy

“I think more animals will make our town seem even more lively,” I said. “As long as they don’t poop everywhere,” said the mayor.…

— Steve the Noob

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

— Jarod Kintz

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

— David Letterman