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Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got…

— Iyanla Vanzant

“Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.”

— James Patterson

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

— Jonah Goldberg

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask…

— Anthony Griffin

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

— David Letterman

“When people visit my farm they often envision their dog, finally off-leash in acres of safely fenced countryside, running like Lassie in a television…

— Patricia B. McConnell

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.

— Anonymous

“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette”

— Josh Stern

Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan.

— Anonymous

I'll believe it if I see it" for dogs translates to "I'll believe it if I smell it." So don't bother yelling at them;…

— Anonymous

“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
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— Josh Stern

You see airbrushed images of me, but I know the person who's walking barefoot, dodging dog poo in the yard.

— Carolyn Murphy