“Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to… — Dinah Katt Dumb Copy Share Image
“He didn't mean I couldn't leave, he meant I couldn't leave leave. If he meant I couldn't even take out the trash… — Dinah Katt Child abuse Copy Share Image
“She looked mean, but I think that was her natural resting face.” — Dinah Katt Mr-ed Copy Share Image
“I shrieked like a little girl, which, if you think about it, makes total sense.” — Dinah Katt Girl Copy Share Image
“Little known fact: When you get really scared and too many scary things happen at once, you can leave your body. I… — Dinah Katt Body Copy Share Image
“You know how they say that right before you die your life flashes before your eyes? It doesn’t. That is just a… — Dinah Katt Books Copy Share Image
“I mean, were you born a freak?” I asked. I flinched at my own words. I didn’t mean to be rude it… — Dinah Katt Rebel Copy Share Image
“I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain told… — Dinah Katt Death Copy Share Image
“I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else.… — Dinah Katt Dumb Copy Share Image
“And that’s basically the end of this story. I know it sounds unbelievable and all. And I’m not saying I can explain… — Dinah Katt Believe Copy Share Image
“I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It’s amazing how many thoughts you can have in two seconds.” — Dinah Katt Die Copy Share Image
“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or… — Dinah Katt Fart Copy Share Image
“Do not go where you don’t belong. I scoffed. That sounded like an invitation if I ever heard one.” — Dinah Katt Rebel Copy Share Image
“That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird” — Dinah Katt Rebel Copy Share Image
