Die Quote by Dinah Katt

“This was a true pants-pooping moment.”

— Dinah Katt

“Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet,…

— Dinah Katt

“He didn't mean I couldn't leave, he meant I couldn't leave leave. If he meant I couldn't even take out the trash and had…

— Dinah Katt

“She looked mean, but I think that was her natural resting face.”

— Dinah Katt

“I shrieked like a little girl, which, if you think about it, makes total sense.”

— Dinah Katt

“Little known fact: When you get really scared and too many scary things happen at once, you can leave your body. I don’t know…

— Dinah Katt

“You know how they say that right before you die your life flashes before your eyes? It doesn’t. That is just a notion they…

— Dinah Katt

“I mean, were you born a freak?” I asked. I flinched at my own words. I didn’t mean to be rude it just came…

— Dinah Katt

“I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain told me to…

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“A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.”

— Dinah Katt

“I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was…

— Dinah Katt

“And that’s basically the end of this story. I know it sounds unbelievable and all. And I’m not saying I can explain all the…

— Dinah Katt