Poop Quote by Dinah Katt Download Open image ““This was a true pants-pooping moment.”” — Dinah Katt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Poop Rebel Time Time travel
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe how you’re not shitting your pants right now. He hasn’t even gotten to the good part. Parker, grab a bucket. Stick… — Tijan Copy Share Image
“Then she reached lower and started to ease my pants down. I stopped her so I could get my shoes and socks off first.… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“A moment of reserve. "That was it? The whole story?" "Yes. God, you're right. That was pants." I sidestep another aggressive couscous vendor. "Pants?"… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet,… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“He didn't mean I couldn't leave, he meant I couldn't leave leave. If he meant I couldn't even take out the trash and had… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I shrieked like a little girl, which, if you think about it, makes total sense.” — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“Little known fact: When you get really scared and too many scary things happen at once, you can leave your body. I don’t know… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“You know how they say that right before you die your life flashes before your eyes? It doesn’t. That is just a notion they… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I mean, were you born a freak?” I asked. I flinched at my own words. I didn’t mean to be rude it just came… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain told me to… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“And that’s basically the end of this story. I know it sounds unbelievable and all. And I’m not saying I can explain all the… — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It’s amazing how many thoughts you can have in two seconds.” — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
If some people think, "Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop?" I think if some people get disgusted by that, it's… — Neal Barnard Copy Share Image
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
On one level, I am a total softie, sort of depressed and afraid of losing the people I love or failing them. To disguise… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all. — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
