Jim Breuer

Brian Johnson, AC/DC, singing 'The Hokey Pokey' with him - I'll take that over any other moment.

— Jim Breuer

I realized I don't want anyone to control my destiny, whether it's a network TV show or not. I would rather invest…

— Jim Breuer

To me, morality and family is more important than anything else in life. You don't get a second chance at it. Vanity,…

— Jim Breuer

I like old-school, riff-driven, hard rock music with big hooks!

— Jim Breuer

My whole family is extremely blue collar - teachers and police officers probably make up half my family. My father was a…

— Jim Breuer

I wanted nothing to do with Hollywood. It's everything I'm against. I'm all for one and one for all, and there, it's…

— Jim Breuer

The greatest thing that I had in my life was those moments with my dad that I sacrificed. I looked at him…

— Jim Breuer

On the DVD 'Hardcore,' half the material was about me growing up in Valley Stream.

— Jim Breuer

I don't follow politics. I don't read news and I don't watch TV.

— Jim Breuer

The faith world to me is like a radio station. It's there. And if you want to plug in and listen to…

— Jim Breuer

I'm a family guy who grew up with metal, and even though I'm domesticated I still have this in me.

— Jim Breuer

I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships…

— Jim Breuer

I really look up to any relationships that last for years, and people tough it out and fight it out.

— Jim Breuer

Brian Johnson is the reason I became a Bon Scott fan.

— Jim Breuer

My eyelids cover half my face.

— Jim Breuer

The truth hurts but it has to be heard.

— Jim Breuer

My passions are stand-up comedy, hard rock and metal, and baseball and the Mets.

— Jim Breuer

If I can bring you to the point where you're almost in tears one minute and laughing so hard the next and…

— Jim Breuer

There are so many people that, as I go across the country, say, 'I was a student and I used to come…

— Jim Breuer

I'm clean but I'm not Disney.

— Jim Breuer

I'm the corner street storytelling guy. I'm the guy in the garage that the neighbors come over to talk to and I…

— Jim Breuer

I tell it like it is, stuff pretty much everyone can relate to.

— Jim Breuer

I'm not going to make fun of something that has badly traumatized someone's life.

— Jim Breuer

Annie Lennox is tremendous live. What a presence.

— Jim Breuer

My dream was to be the biggest comic with the biggest band, touring together.

— Jim Breuer