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Life Quote by Joan Bauer

“I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been decent.” quote by Joan Bauer — Download Open image

““I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been decent.””

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