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“This was a true pants-pooping moment.”

— Dinah Katt

“Having seen her in two different sets of underwear, she is smoking hot. I suspected Parker also thought this.”

— Ava Bellamy

“When the panties drop, dear God, girl, make sure you unhook at least one ankle or when he gets to that epic moment where…

— C.M. Stunich

“I’m nervous. Don’t be nervous, Archie. I’m about to shit in my pants. Don’t do that either.”

— Paul Auster

“He bolted up. “What’s happening? Where’s my pants?”

— Jude Watson

“I blame it on his pants.”

— Stephanie Perkins

“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”

— Nicole Peeler

“He should earn a puffy-tail for helping and lose it for being mean,” Parker puts in. “At least then he breaks even.”

— Gordon Korman

“You’ll kiss me after I rim you.” Wade sat up a little so he could stare me down. “But a used condom on the…

— Ethan Day

“Then she reached lower and started to ease my pants down. I stopped her so I could get my shoes and socks off first.…

— Barry Eisler

“Inside my head, I shit my pants.”

— Max Allan Collins

“The bathroom door swings open and Nate walks out. He’s toweling his damp hair and wearing nothing but a pair of boxers. Crap. I…

— Rachel Morgan