“...she's just an Italian momma. She worries a lot." "Dude, whenever she knew you had a date, she'd call during the day… — Ethan Day Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
“Shut off the door and don't let the light hit you in the ass on your way out.” — Ethan Day Light Copy Share Image
“I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding hot mouthful. It burned,… — Ethan Day Coffee Copy Share Image
“I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum… — Ethan Day Funny Copy Share Image
“Not with a mother like mine.” I let out a sigh. “I can hear her right now. ‘Boone, do you have to… — Ethan Day Parenting Copy Share Image
“And hey," Gabe added, "I don't even need the second bedroom, so we could set that up as a guest room, then… — Ethan Day Financial assistance Copy Share Image
“He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.” — Ethan Day Humor Copy Share Image
“See what I mean,” I raised my hand into the air as if offering proof. “He’s pissed and all he can think… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“You cant ever know anyone completely, can you? I mean, we're ever changing, maturing, growing...Each day we're confronted by new outside influences… — Ethan Day Making decision Copy Share Image
“I finally had to tell him to please shut the fuck up already; funnily enough he didn't seem to appreciate that. I… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“It was like you gave yourself over to me that night, Boone." Wade came over to me and placed his hands on… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“I'd purchased it before my trip to the gay rodeo with a bunch of friends many moons ago. Many horses had been… — Ethan Day Friendship Copy Share Image
“We made sure you got the cute, gay doctor,” Lonny said, smiling at the man, shamelessly flirting.” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“You’ll kiss me after I rim you.” Wade sat up a little so he could stare me down. “But a used condom… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“Jackie had now changed her tune, clinging to me as if she liked it. “I’m irresistible, brother, he’s swapping sides for me.”… — Ethan Day Funny Copy Share Image
“But any idiot can see you two are gaga for one another.” As in Lady Gaga? Because I do enjoy riding Wade’s… — Ethan Day Bad romance Copy Share Image
“I guess we should get to it.” Wade said, reaching down to pick up my skis. Yes please, my evil side thought,… — Ethan Day Evil side Copy Share Image
“You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.” — Ethan Day Funny Copy Share Image
“I scowled listening to my back cracking and popping. Either i was getting old, Wade had fucked me out of alignment, or… — Ethan Day Getting old Copy Share Image
“Don’t do it gurl,” he said with a wink. “You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend’s husband’s dick… — Ethan Day Best friend Copy Share Image
“Instead of hearing the message he was trying to impress upon me and the impressionable queer ears hanging on his every word,… — Ethan Day Funny Copy Share Image
“Phillip laughed. “You always did give great head.” “And I’ll continue to—just not for you.” With that I winked before walking away” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
