Funny Quote by Ethan Day

“Chade, I know the Fool is strange. But I like it when he comes to talk to me. He speaks in riddles, and he…

— Robin Hobb

“I waved to him, and he waved back. I tried not to think about how Chad couldn’t see me doing that now. Helen Keller…

— Jennifer Gooch Hummer

“Jason hated being old.”

— Rick Riordan

I'm a big believer in first impressions," he finally said. "Tell me what your first thought was when Jason walked into the courtroom." Taylor…

— Julie James

“I could almost see the resignation on the old man’s face. I knew he would draw a breath and sigh that I insisted on…

— Robin Hobb

“I didn’t want them to be gay anymore. I didn’t want people like Mrs. Perry to make a face and step away from them;…

— Jennifer Gooch Hummer

“I said, you're really old." "I'm old? Are you trying to be rude?" Martin wasn't sure because it sounded as though there was a…

— Marshall Thornton

“He thought [he] was past all this awkwardness and anxiety over communicating with human he potentially licked...er, liked. Then Jason's scent hit him like…

— Angel Martinez

“Have you found it different having girls in the house?” He cleared his throat. “Oh, yeah.” “Would you care to elaborate?” “Nope.” I looked…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“Careful old-timer, your age is showing.” “Hey, I’m only thirty-two. I’m in my prime, woman!” She harrumphed. “Well, I’m a mere twenty-five and you’re…

— Anne Rainey

“I was in my early twenties and I was, to be quite honest, a bit of a punk. A swaggering entitled straight white guy…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Haley took a deep breath and said,“I’m gay.”“You’re gay?” the obnoxious guy who’d been sniffing around her and bugging the heck out of her…

— R.L. Mathewson