“I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they want. They no longer feel like they need the fat bastard!” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“...she's just an Italian momma. She worries a lot." "Dude, whenever she knew you had a date, she'd call during the day while you… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“Shut off the door and don't let the light hit you in the ass on your way out.” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding hot mouthful. It burned, but I… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“Not with a mother like mine.” I let out a sigh. “I can hear her right now. ‘Boone, do you have to kiss like… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“And hey," Gabe added, "I don't even need the second bedroom, so we could set that up as a guest room, then you and… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“See what I mean,” I raised my hand into the air as if offering proof. “He’s pissed and all he can think about are… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“You cant ever know anyone completely, can you? I mean, we're ever changing, maturing, growing...Each day we're confronted by new outside influences that have… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
