Bitches be like:you cramping my style Like they even have one — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
I don't know. Sometimes I try to say what's on my mind and it comes out sounding like I ate a dictionary… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The grass is greener on the other side, because that's where the dog has been shitting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Good for you. I’ll buy you a balloon the minute the world stops shitting on itself.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“What in hell was mortality? Shitting, pissing, eating, and then the same cycle all over again!” — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. — Wally Lewis Copy Share Image
Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I mean like u still get girls who think they are models becz they hv a blackberry n picmix smh — Precious Lekoma Napo Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe how you’re not shitting your pants right now. He hasn’t even gotten to the good part. Parker, grab a… — Tijan Copy Share Image
Call him names, douche-bag, heartless, selfish, etc after a break-up, it makes no difference dear! It won't change the fact that you… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
“You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I find it gross to talk about bodily functions like shitting or farting or your period, if you're a girl, unless it's… — Riley Keough Copy Share Image
Have sex with a guy because you want to Not because after sex, you expect a relationship Sometimes girls like making things… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
The only time I was dependent is when I'm 70 years old. Thats when I cant hold my shit within, so I… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales,… — Jane Yolen Copy Share Image
“With that, Tommy went off to do his seagull thing elsewhere on set—making a lot of irritating noise while simultaneously shitting on… — Greg Sestero Copy Share Image
Being A Yellow Bone Is Overrated These Days. Some Girls Would Even Turn Themselves Into Yellow Bones Even If They Aren't. Some… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
“It’s a powerful experience, shitting. There’s something magical about it, profound even. I think God made humans shit in the way we… — Trevor Noah, Born A Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood Copy Share Image
“Yes, that’s correct, I’ve just managed to squirt out some anal leakage as my dream girl makes her way to the door.… — George P. Saunders Copy Share Image
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Cuz I'm shitting, hold your nose, Get a Louis bag for what? Bitch I been had swag, I got 50 thou' cash… — Gorilla Zoe Copy Share Image
