““Yes, that’s correct, I’ve just managed to squirt out some anal leakage as my dream girl makes her way to the door. A genuine ‘shart’, fuck it to hell. Now, you have to understand, this is the first and hopefully last time this has happened. I’m not normally prone to shitting my pants. Least of all when I’m about to get laid. So I’m dealing with a combination of surprise, shock, embarrassment, and wet shitty ass as I contemplate whether the shit water has soaked through my underwear and into my pants, or if it was contained by me undies – and then the door opens.””
