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“Ah, the toilet is through that first door on your right.”

— Zen Master Avatar Prem Anadi Bunny Rabbit The Third garden-variety

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…

— Stuart Gibbs

“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the…

— Kelby Losack

“silence falls. i open my eyes and ready myself to move, glancing down at me feet bridging the toilet bowl. it's gross that i…

— Kirsty McKay

“Do you remember that scene in Airplane! where the guy with the flags is waving a jet into its gate, then someone asks him…

— Rebecca Flowers

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”

— Rob Johnson

“You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.”

— Bram Stoker