Silence Quote by Kirsty McKay

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“I said a silent prayer. Actually, silent is probably the only type of prayer a guy should attempt when his head's in a toilet.”

— Andrew Smith

“Ah, the toilet is through that first door on your right.”

— Zen Master Avatar Prem Anadi Bunny Rabbit The Third garden-variety

“How the heck I was supposed to have a spiritual awakening without a flush toilet?”

— Grace G. Payge

“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…

— Stuart Gibbs

“The bathroom. An ingenious idea. When we reached it, I turned to Noah. “I’m going to be in here for a while. You probably…

— Michelle Hodkin

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,” Granny Relda…

— Michael Buckley

“i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now”

— mohlalefi j motsima

“I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly?”

— Melissa Landers

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski