“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“Brianna is supposed to go potty INSIDE but sometimes has accidents OUTSIDE! And Daisy is supposed to go potty OUTSIDE but sometimes has accidents… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“FROM BRANDON: Hi Nikki, Looking forward 2 going 2 the dance with you. Good luck finding a dress that will actually make you look… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“And if you decide to cancel it, make sure you notify Principal Winston and the student council. Although, I wouldn’t want to be the… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their tongues stuck… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“That’s when I totally lost it and screamed, “Wow! MacKenzie is just so WONDERFUL! I bet she farts GLITTER too!” But I just said… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“WHY? Mostly because I’m the biggest DORK in the entire school. And” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“LISTEN, GURL! WE HAVE A CONNECTION! I LUV U MORE THAN MY LEGO COLLECTION!” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
