Quote by Rachel Renée Russell

“MacKenzie laughed. “He”

— Rachel Renée Russell

“Bloody hell, Kitten. Never thought to be flogged by my own furniture. Do you know I saw bloomin' stars when that cracked over my…

— Jeaniene Frost

“She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.…

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“Behind her, Preston grunted and said, "I know it's not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like…

— Terry Pratchett

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”

— Dorothy Garlock

“Not that we knew of, but I believe she did tell him everything, and I think, Flora, he ought to know everything, especially now.…

— Charlotte Mary Yonge

“The first thing I saw was the pink bubble gum, four feet lower than it should have been, inches above the ground, and framed…

— Aprilynne Pike

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!”

— Rachel Renée Russell

“You’ve the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind. Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of…

— Scott Lynch

“Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do…

— Kim Harrison