“WHY? Mostly because I’m the biggest DORK in the entire school. And” — Rachel Renée Russell Biggest Copy Share Image
“LISTEN, GURL! WE HAVE A CONNECTION! I LUV U MORE THAN MY LEGO COLLECTION!” — Rachel Renée Russell Lego Copy Share Image
“cardboard toilet paper rolls strewn across the” — Rachel Renée Russell Toilet paper Copy Share Image
“and nails done, right after she visited the school nurse,” — Rachel Renée Russell Nails Copy Share Image
“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.” — Rachel Renée Russell Situation Bad Copy Share Image
Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if… — Rachel Renée Russell Book Copy Share Image
“And if you decide to cancel it, make sure you notify Principal Winston and the student council. Although, I wouldn’t want to… — Rachel Renée Russell Cancel Copy Share Image
“Whatever happens, we've got your back, girlfriend! Unless, of course, the crowd gets mad and decides to tar and feather us. Then,… — Rachel Renée Russell Whatever happens Copy Share Image
“Brianna is supposed to go potty INSIDE but sometimes has accidents OUTSIDE! And Daisy is supposed to go potty OUTSIDE but sometimes… — Rachel Renée Russell Potty Copy Share Image
“That’s when I totally lost it and screamed, “Wow! MacKenzie is just so WONDERFUL! I bet she farts GLITTER too!” But I… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“FROM BRANDON: Hi Nikki, Looking forward 2 going 2 the dance with you. Good luck finding a dress that will actually make… — Rachel Renée Russell Dance Copy Share Image
“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their… — Rachel Renée Russell Ice cream Copy Share Image
“Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun… — Rachel Renée Russell Books Copy Share Image
“We could hide the dogs in his office, and no one would EVER find them. That’s because absolutely no one would even… — Rachel Renée Russell First time Copy Share Image
“ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, BABY! GOTTA ROW TO THAT FUNKY BEAT, BABY!” she howled. “DANCING DOWN THE STREEEEEEEAM!” — Rachel Renée Russell Row Boat Copy Share Image
“But a cold shower in stinky black muck that looked and smelled like elephant diarrhea would probably make most people have a… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT — Rachel Renée Russell Baby Copy Share Image
“But of course I said all of that inside my head so no one else heard it but me.” — Rachel Renée Russell Heard Copy Share Image
Dream big dreams because little dreams have no magic. — Rachel Renee Russell Dream big Copy Share Image
“EMBARRASSED!! I knew right then and there I had pretty much” — Rachel Renée Russell Embarrassed Copy Share Image
Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries — Rachel Renée Russell Bigs Copy Share Image
“a true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you're slightly cracked.” — Rachel Renée Russell Friendship Copy Share Image
“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!” — Rachel Renée Russell Coward Copy Share Image
“Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah,” and then you just repeat those words 1,962 times until the song… — Rachel Renée Russell Repeat Copy Share Image
In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS! — Rachel Renée Russell Angelic Copy Share Image
“I knew middle school was going to be challenging, but I never expected to end up DEAD in the computer lab, wearing… — Rachel Renée Russell Computers Copy Share Image
“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!” — Rachel Renée Russell Happiness Copy Share Image
BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max"). — Rachel Renée Russell Courtesy Copy Share Image
“OMG! Look at that! They’re ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don’t tell me. They were giving them away for free… — Rachel Renée Russell Ugly Copy Share Image
“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
