“Brianna is supposed to go potty INSIDE but sometimes has accidents OUTSIDE! And Daisy is supposed to go potty OUTSIDE but sometimes… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“FROM BRANDON: Hi Nikki, Looking forward 2 going 2 the dance with you. Good luck finding a dress that will actually make… — Rachel Renée Russell Dance Copy Share Image
“And if you decide to cancel it, make sure you notify Principal Winston and the student council. Although, I wouldn’t want to… — Rachel Renée Russell Student council Copy Share Image
“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their… — Rachel Renée Russell Ice cream Copy Share Image
“That’s when I totally lost it and screamed, “Wow! MacKenzie is just so WONDERFUL! I bet she farts GLITTER too!” But I… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“WHY? Mostly because I’m the biggest DORK in the entire school. And” — Rachel Renée Russell School Copy Share Image
Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if… — Rachel Renée Russell Book Copy Share Image
“I don’t need a STUPID book with 288 BLANK pages!!” — Rachel Renée Russell Blank page Copy Share Image
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“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!” — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“We could hide the dogs in his office, and no one would EVER find them. That’s because absolutely no one would even… — Rachel Renée Russell First time Copy Share Image
“Whatever happens, we've got your back, girlfriend! Unless, of course, the crowd gets mad and decides to tar and feather us. Then,… — Rachel Renée Russell Whatever happens Copy Share Image
“cardboard toilet paper rolls strewn across the” — Rachel Renée Russell Toilet paper Copy Share Image
“But a cold shower in stinky black muck that looked and smelled like elephant diarrhea would probably make most people have a… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
“a true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even if you're slightly cracked.” — Rachel Renée Russell Friendship Copy Share Image
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything… — Rachel Renée Russell Cheese Copy Share Image
“and nails done, right after she visited the school nurse,” — Rachel Renée Russell Nails done Copy Share Image
