Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that? — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth. — Patrick Carman Copy Share Image
Potty mouth, rock star, at the top and still tryna climb, Drop the top sit back recline — French Montana Copy Share Image
I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are… — Warren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Potty mouth, oochie wally, bang, bang then I'm out. Once upon a fucking time, had your bitch up in my house. — Tyga Copy Share Image
I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if… — Mayim Bialik Copy Share Image
If God was done with you...You wouldn't still be here!!...Get off the pitty potty felling sorry for yourself and get busy LIVING! — Tyrese Gibson Copy Share Image
Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Brianna is supposed to go potty INSIDE but sometimes has accidents OUTSIDE! And Daisy is supposed to go potty OUTSIDE but sometimes… — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use… — Chester Bennington Copy Share Image
“Chloe, wake up. I really, really, really need to pee.” I moan and sink deeper into Jorge’s arms, pulling my hand back.… — Katya Armock Copy Share Image
Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas-“ “Enceladus,” Piper corrected. “Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
In the range of things toddlers have to learn and endlessly review--why you can't put bottles with certain labels in your mouth,… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
One of my core memories of being a child was being scared to go to the bathroom alone, because I thought God… — Ethel Cain Copy Share Image
The advantage is I have my family with me all the time. When your daughter takes her first steps or says her… — Larry Dixon Copy Share Image
In Paris in 1964 was the first time I ever heard Dylan at all. Paul got the record (The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan)… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
One year, I'd completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
Too, some of my teachers helped me to navigate those books, showed me the maps and paths and secret decoder rings -… — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
When I read the script [of Glee], the whole premise was that all the high school kids were being cruel to this… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“At this point, you should feel pretty comfortable that your child, while bare bummed, can sit and pee on the potty. Remember:… — Jamie Glowacki Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Uh guys I got 2 rabbits and how do you potty train them and um how do you get them tocooperate with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone! — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I think I was that kid! I once tried to flush my cat down the teolit! Chad, why's the cat's hind end… — Janpaul Copy Share Image
“End result: A successful completion of Block One should look something along the lines of your child, while naked, can sit to… — Jamie Glowacki Copy Share Image
The basic idea that incentives can be used to motivate behavior is a powerful one. It works for employees, and it has… — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
In an ideal society, mothers and fathers would produce potty- trained, civilized, responsible new citizens while government and corporate leaders would provide… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, she didn’t think to sit back down on her potty again before the urine started running down her legs. “Uh oh,”… — Andrea Smith Copy Share Image
“You need to pee before we leave the house, because I will not like it if you pee in the car.” If… — Jamie Glowacki Copy Share Image
![“When I read the script [of Glee], the whole premise was that all the high school kids were being cruel to this kid in the wheelchair, and then the quarterback comes along and has a heart of gold and takes him out of a Porta Potty. That's too often what I see in media, that the characters with…” quote by Zach Anner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cc8/zach-anner-4934_character_when-i-read-the-script-of-glee-the-whole_2609944.jpg)
![“I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor nurse. "Yes. Absolutely. I'll be right back." [...] "Thanks," I mumbled. "I'll just change here. He's not looking at anything at the moment." I gestured toward Sam…” quote by Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cd6/maggie-stiefvater-76_curtains_i-think-i-need-to-ask-an-embarrassing-qu_8591.jpg)
