I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use… — Chester Bennington Copy Share Image
Gordon Gekko was right: greed is good. Because, the potty-trained Republicans have now stepped forward - like the Koch brothers - to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
In Paris in 1964 was the first time I ever heard Dylan at all. Paul got the record (The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan)… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I gotta go to the bathroom," Emby mumbles. "You should have thought of that before you left," says Hayden, putting on his… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are… — Warren Mitchell Copy Share Image
Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas-“ “Enceladus,” Piper corrected. “Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
In the range of things toddlers have to learn and endlessly review--why you can't put bottles with certain labels in your mouth,… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
Potty mouth, rock star, at the top and still tryna climb, Drop the top sit back recline — French Montana Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that? — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth. — Patrick Carman Copy Share Image
The basic idea that incentives can be used to motivate behavior is a powerful one. It works for employees, and it has… — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
Too, some of my teachers helped me to navigate those books, showed me the maps and paths and secret decoder rings -… — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Why didn’t you come tell me he was heading out alone? (Kat) ’Cause he does it all the time. Didn’t think anything… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entrepreneurial potty-mouthed prophet and front man. Hirst… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
