Quote by Bart Simpson Download Open image “The principal said potty!” — Bart Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“AHA!” screamed a voice from overhead . . . Peeves was hanging upside down from a chandelier and grinning maliciously at them. “ Potty… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head.… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I told the students that whatever they did in class was for the wastebasket. — Imogen Cunningham Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?” No-one in the class knew the answer, but someone yelled out, “that joke smells like… — Kate Cullen Copy Share Image
“At this point, you should feel pretty comfortable that your child, while bare bummed, can sit and pee on the potty. Remember: it’s okay… — Jamie Glowacki Copy Share Image
Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You should've gone during the break Student: I'm sorry I haven't planned out my pee schedule. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Principal Principal stormed in yesterday, smelling pleasure. His mustache moved up and down, a radar sweep for all things unruly. An unseen hand turned… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says Good Job… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream! — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an… — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do… — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace! — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
