Dog Quote by Bart Simpson

“What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.”

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All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

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Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

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Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.

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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do…

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“You read a book all the way through? Why?”

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Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

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We're all gonna die, Lis.

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It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.

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“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.”

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Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

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