Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream! — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an… — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do… — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace! — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
