Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child! — Honey Boo Boo Child Honey boo boo Copy Share Image
I would prefer my kids not to be in the redneck bathtub. — Honey Boo Boo Child Bathtub Copy Share Image
No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. I dont care who you are. — Honey Boo Boo Child Dont care Copy Share Image
Alana calls her feetFritos Feet cuz they stink, but not like Bluahh, but like Fritos straight up. — Honey Boo Boo Child Smell Copy Share Image
When I see Pumpkin come in I call it 'The Bamm-Bamm Look' cause theres no shoes on. — Honey Boo Boo Child Fashion Copy Share Image
This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in… — Honey Boo Boo Child Air conditioner Copy Share Image
Ok, Whose Breath is when one person sits in the chair blindfolded. And everybody else comes and *blows* in your face. So… — Honey Boo Boo Child Blindfolded Copy Share Image
Alana calls me poodle because poodle is a term for being gay. So, Im a poodle. — Honey Boo Boo Child Animal Copy Share Image
Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommys hair. — Honey Boo Boo Child Juice Copy Share Image
Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump. — Honey Boo Boo Child Department store Copy Share Image
You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess… — Honey Boo Boo Child Crust Copy Share Image
Granted, I aint the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original… — Honey Boo Boo Child Shines Copy Share Image
I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it… — Honey Boo Boo Child Named Copy Share Image
Its called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmmYou know, it does. It… — Honey Boo Boo Child Biscuit Copy Share Image
Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident.… — Honey Boo Boo Child Years ago Copy Share Image
With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always… — Honey Boo Boo Child Bathroom Copy Share Image
Please, women of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All the vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous. and As you can tell, I… — Honey Boo Boo Child Fashion Copy Share Image
A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on… — Honey Boo Boo Child Redneck Copy Share Image
When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got… — Honey Boo Boo Child Apocalypse Copy Share Image
I think that shes what we call a square, and were kind of like a lopsided, obtuse, triangle, oval all put together… — Honey Boo Boo Child Lopsided Copy Share Image
Sugar Bear is my babys daddy. Thats Alanas dad. And weve been shack em up mates for like, eight years now. — Honey Boo Boo Child Dad Copy Share Image
