Quote by Honey Boo Boo Child Download Open image “Mama got a forklift foot.” — Honey Boo Boo Child ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mama's in the factory, she ain't got no shoes. Daddy's in the alley, he's looking for food. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Mama lookin' good from her head to her feet. She 44, but she still lookin' sweet. — WillIAm Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so… — Pinho Copy Share Image
“Mama wasn’t Mama anymore, she was Mother, usually followed by a “pallease!” — Katherine Allred Copy Share Image
“Yo momma's so poor when she stepped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got something… — Tony Glare Copy Share Image
Hey mama, this that shit that make you groove, mama Get on the floor and move your booty moma. — Black Eyed Peas Copy Share Image
This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one. — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Alana calls me poodle because poodle is a term for being gay. So, Im a poodle. — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Granted, I aint the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
Ok, Whose Breath is when one person sits in the chair blindfolded. And everybody else comes and *blows* in your face. So you guess… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free,… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
