Forks Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crate Forks Forklift Forklift Lift Forks Literal Saw Forklift Way Way Literal
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A sure way for one to lift himself up is by helping to lift someone else. — Booker T. Washington Copy Share Image
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I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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