Fork Quote by Mehmet Murat Ildan

It took me a little while to remember how to use a fork. You know, we don't use forks in the penitentiary. You get…

— Anthony Ray Hinton

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

— John Mayer

A broken spoon may be a fork in disguise.

— Stephen King

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.

— Clare B. Dunkle

Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.

— Will Rogers

If this is the end of the world, give me a fork and a knife.

— Dana Goodyear

I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife… as if I’m lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. That’s…

— Margaret Atwood

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

— Larry Wall

This is a shameful thing to say, but I've never really got that 'grown-up' mind-set. I have to buy forks? Why?

— Ben Miller

There's a spoon stuck to your elbow. Do you even know that?

— Hank Hill

Stick a fork in him. He's done.

— Leo Durocher

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself…

— Mick Jagger