Never Quote by Ben Miller

It took me a little while to remember how to use a fork. You know, we don't use forks in the penitentiary. You get…

— Anthony Ray Hinton

If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

— Larry Wall

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

— John Mayer

Every life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep.

— Brad Meltzer

I got so used to using chopsticks that using a fork and knife is weird.

— Stephon Marbury

When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me…

— Hattie McDaniel

Dear Fork ~ hahahahaha

— Rachel Copeland

The fork was invented sometime in the fifteenth century, I believe.” “Really?” she asked. “Were you there?” His features blank, he looked up and…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

A broken spoon may be a fork in disguise.

— Stephen King

“Why is it forked?”

— Jaye Wells

When you go out to eat, bring a fork from home instead of using a plastic single-use utensil and ask them to hold the…

— Aidan Gallagher