Absurd Quote by Clare B. Dunkle

Food is much better off the hand than the fork.

— Mario Batali

“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”

— KD McCrite

If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

It took me a little while to remember how to use a fork. You know, we don't use forks in the penitentiary. You get…

— Anthony Ray Hinton

“If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them…

— Jennifer Ellision

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.

— Paul Prudhomme

Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.

— Will Rogers

The fork is your most powerful tool to change your health and the planet; food is the most powerful medicine to heal chronic illness.

— Mark Hyman, M.D

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

— Larry Wall

A broken spoon may be a fork in disguise.

— Stephen King

Stick a fork in him. He's done.

— Leo Durocher

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz