Forks Quote by Jennifer Ellision

“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.”

— James L. Richardson

“A broken spoon may become a fork.”

— Stephen King

“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”

— KD McCrite

“I like to spoon after I fork.”

— Jarod Kintz

If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.

— Clare B. Dunkle

“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.”

— Emma McLaughlin

“Why is it forked?”

— Jaye Wells

“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using…

— Jarod Kintz

“It felt nice to be spooned. It would have been better to have been forked, but at this point, I would take whatever I…

— M.L. Ryan

“You'd think that people would have figured out by now that sticking a fork into the toaster is perhaps not the best idea. Oh…

— Gary Whitta

“You got to figure out how to eat your snack while your elbows are touching. You got to learn how to twist your little…

— Brian Regan