Humor Quote by KD McCrite Download Open image ““How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”” — KD McCrite ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.” — James L. Richardson Copy Share Image
“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice. — Clare B. Dunkle Copy Share Image
“If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them… — Jennifer Ellision Copy Share Image
“I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth...” — Jena Morrow Copy Share Image
“Whenever you come upon a fork in the road DON'T put it in your mouth! You don't know where it's been.” — G. R. Paskoff Copy Share Image
“It felt nice to be spooned. It would have been better to have been forked, but at this point, I would take whatever I… — M.L. Ryan Copy Share Image
If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
