Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.” — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
“If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.” — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.” — KD McCrite Copy Share Image
“Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...” — Q Hayashida Copy Share Image
“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
