Cannibal Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”

— Terry Pratchett

“I am my own cannibal.”

— Britt Greifeld

“Even cannibals don't like to be called cannibals.”

— John Lutz

“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.”

— Emory R. Frie

“If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”

— Doris Lessing

“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”

— KD McCrite

“Cannibals need love too.”

— Kresley Cole

“Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...”

— Q Hayashida

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you eat one another, I don't see why we may not eat you.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.”

— Jarod Kintz