Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When there’s meat they cut it up for me ahead of time, as… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I sit at the little table, eating creamed corn with a fork. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...” — Q Hayashida Copy Share Image
“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
