Cannibal Quote by Terry Pratchett

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

— Anonymous

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

— Sam Snead

“dig your grave with your knife and fork.”

— Nancy Clark

Well, it's on a one table, knife, a fork and a pan, and if you say anything about it, you're in trouble with the…

— Lead Belly

There are major C.E.O.'s who do not know how to hold a knife and fork properly, but I don't worry about that as much…

— Letitia Baldrige

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.

— Jamie Oliver

“Knife, Fork, Spoon. Rock, Paper, Scissors. It’s the Rule of Three.”

— Megan McDonald

When you see a knife, fork and a spoon it seems to me like there are two of them together on one side of…

— Richard McGuire

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Everyone wants something from Vimes, even though I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Hell, I’m probably a spoon.”

— Terry Pratchett

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

— Steven Wright

We are on strike against martyrdom—and against the moral code that demands it. We are on strike against those who believe that one man…

— Ayn Rand