Scissors Quote by Megan McDonald

When you see a knife, fork and a spoon it seems to me like there are two of them together on one side of…

— Richard McGuire

Let's settle this the mature adultway. Rock paper scissors? Yup..

— Anonymous

I like "Rock, Paper, Scissors Two-Thirds." You know. "Rock breaks scissors." "These scissors are bent. They're destroyed. I can't cut stuff. So I lose."…

— Demetri Martin

I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors." Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed. "Why don't you just tell me…

— Stephenie Meyer

Come here,” she says. “No, you come here.” “I said it first.” “Rock paper scissors.” “No. Because you’ll do nerdy calculations and work out…

— Melina Marchetta

We were playing Rock, Paper, Scissors," she told him once. "I was paper and she was rock so I lived and she died.

— Melina Marchetta

The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is…

— Umberto Eco

“dig your grave with your knife and fork.”

— Nancy Clark

Well, it's on a one table, knife, a fork and a pan, and if you say anything about it, you're in trouble with the…

— Lead Belly

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.

— Jamie Oliver

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

— Sam Snead

There are major C.E.O.'s who do not know how to hold a knife and fork properly, but I don't worry about that as much…

— Letitia Baldrige

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

— Anonymous

“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”

— Terry Pratchett

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

— Robert A. Heinlein