Death Quote by Sam Snead

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.

— Bobby Jones

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace…

— Bob Hope

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

— Anonymous

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be…

— Ted Allen

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.

— Sam Snead

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge,…

— Mike Seabrook

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

— Bob Hope

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.

— Johnny Miller

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.

— B. C. Forbes

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

— Florence King

“If your golf instructor were to insist that you shave your head, sleep no more than four hours each night, renounce sex, and subsist…

— Sam Harris

“With all these forks in the roads of our path, why do so many choose to take the knife?”

— Anthony Liccione