Citizens Quote by Bob Hope Download Open image “Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.” — Bob Hope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Citizens Funny Funny golf Funny golfing Games Golf Golf course Golf game Golf humor Golf jokes Golfers Golfing Hope Humorous golf One liner Useless
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man. — Westbrook Pegler Copy Share Image
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Golf is a game of integrity. And golf is a game of forgiveness. I think the high standards of golf remind people of how… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We can get so much out of golf. I know I have, and I'd like to see the same for you. Golf is the… — George Knudson Copy Share Image
What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other. — Florence King Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Politics is not an issue whether you like or dislike , but every citizen must involve. — Khem Veasna Copy Share Image
The language we share is at the core of our identity as citizens, and our ticket to full participation in American political life. We… — S. I. Hayakawa Copy Share Image
Jeff Chu's pilgrimage across America to discover his own place as a gay man in the Christian church as well as attitudes about being… — Donna Freitas Copy Share Image
“The police ultimately pay the price for poor customer service when citizens become fearful of them.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
No greater victory can be won by citizens or soldiers than to transform temporary foes into permanent friends. — William Jennings Bryan Copy Share Image
Let us at all times remember that all American citizens are brothers of a common country, and should dwell together in bonds of fraternal… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
A free society depends upon a high degree of mutual trust. The public will not give that trust to officials who are not seen… — Archibald Cox Copy Share Image
My dreams were always small and puny. All I ever needed was a little house with a little picket fence by the sea. Little… — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
The average ordinary citizen can do a lot of different things when it comes to the climate crisis. — Lawrence Bender Copy Share Image
I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
