I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. — Anne, Princess Royal Copy Share Image
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. — George Robertson, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
