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“Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and…” quote by P. J. O'Rourke — Download Open image

“Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.”

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You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

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Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

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Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

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