I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. — George Robertson, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen Copy Share Image
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses... — Adlai Stevenson I Copy Share Image
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five. — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. — Ken Venturi Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
