Funny golf Quote by Sam Snead Download Open image “If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.” — Sam Snead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny golf Golf Golf humor Great golf Green Ifs Shots Tree Trees
He could not die when trees were green, for he loved the time too well. — John Clare Copy Share Image
He could not die when the trees were green, For he loved the time too well. — John Clare Copy Share Image
Appreciate the green grass you already have because chances are it won't get any greener. — Laura S Copy Share Image
When I look at green trees on a sunny day, I don't know how to make an interesting picture of that. — Edward Burtynsky Copy Share Image
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
“Evans [the landscape architect] took a transparency of the master plan and placed it over an aerial photograph of the property at the same… — Sam Gennawey Copy Share Image
I am sure that if you plant the trees back again, it will do nothing but good. — Michael Fish Copy Share Image
I'd say that golf is about 75% mental. If your state of mind gets out of kilter, you're worse off than a tomcat floating… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
'You know Bobby, when I was your age I'd drive the ball right over those trees at the corner.' Feeling challenged Mr. Cole hit… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I believe in destiny...what's going to be is going to be. If I'm going to win, I'm going to win...I don't give a damn… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
