Caught Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.

— B. C. Forbes

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

— Bob Hope

I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ...

— Dave Barry

Measles will always show you if someone isn't doing a good job on vaccinations. Kids will start dying of measles.

— Bill Gates

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die.

— King Edward VIII

Golf will grow so long as it's fun.

— Tom Watson

Think ahead. Golf is a next-shot game.

— Billy Casper

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace…

— Bob Hope

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

— Tom Mulligan

“A golf course can be a very risky place in the early evening for those who aren't aware of the dangers. Who knows when…

— Haruki Murakami

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

— Anonymous