If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
There was the man who seemed to be attempting to decieve his ball and lull it into a false sense of security… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I was writing a story, 'The Artistic Career of Corky,' about two young men, Bertie Wooster and his friend Corky, getting into… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I am strongly of the opinion that, after the age of twenty-one, a man ought not to be out of bed and… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Now, I'm a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their boots, the… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I turned on the pillow with a little moan, and at this juncture Jeeves entered with the vital oolong. I clutched at… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem that we men can never hope to solve. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem we men can never hope to solve. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Now, I am a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their shoes,… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
...smoking is just a habit. 'Tolstoy', she said, mentioning someone I hadn't met, 'says that just as much pleasure can be got… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I may as well tell you, here and now, that if you are going about the place thinking things pretty, you will… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable,… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“the march of civilisation has given the modern girl a vocabulary and an ability to use it which her grandmother never had” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Rex Stout's narrative and dialogue could not be improved, and he passes the supreme test of being rereadable. I don't know how many times… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and forgotten to say 'when'!” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
