Affair Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

— P. G. Wodehouse

He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable,…

— P. G. Wodehouse

I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric…

— P. G. Wodehouse

“the march of civilisation has given the modern girl a vocabulary and an ability to use it which her grandmother never had”

— P. G. Wodehouse

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

— P. G. Wodehouse

So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Golf is the Great Mystery.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Rex Stout's narrative and dialogue could not be improved, and he passes the supreme test of being rereadable. I don't know how many times…

— P. G. Wodehouse

“He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and forgotten to say 'when'!”

— P. G. Wodehouse

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.

— P. G. Wodehouse