Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Cheer up, Crips, and keep smiling. That’s the thing to do. If you go through life with a smile on your face,… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is mine, making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“It's and odd thing, but however much an oficionado one may be of mysteries in book form, when they pop up in… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring real… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Psmith is the only thing in my literary career which was handed to me on a plate with watercress round it, thus… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I attribute my whole success in life to a rigid observance of the fundamental rule - Never have yourself tattooed with any… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
But what is the love life of newts, if you boil it right down? Didn't you tell me once that they just… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable,… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
I'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“the march of civilisation has given the modern girl a vocabulary and an ability to use it which her grandmother never had” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Rex Stout's narrative and dialogue could not be improved, and he passes the supreme test of being rereadable. I don't know how many times… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and forgotten to say 'when'!” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
