Caught Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.

— P. G. Wodehouse

I like steering kids toward golf. If they really have it in their blood to fight, then fine, but it's a hell of a…

— Cub Swanson

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die.

— King Edward VIII

Most people catch their presuppositions from their family and surrounding society the way a child catches measles.

— Francis Schaeffer

Measles will always show you if someone isn't doing a good job on vaccinations. Kids will start dying of measles.

— Bill Gates

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.

— B. C. Forbes

You don't think anything about age when you're playing [golf]. I mean, why would you ever think about that.

— Jack Nicklaus

When you're a young pro, golf means everything.

— Paul Casey

As a kid, I really wasn't thinkin' about no golf.

— Boo Weekley

Kids below 10 or 12, I think they just need to learn by playing at golf. Later on, in high school, when they develop…

— Bubba Watson

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

— Anonymous

I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ...

— Dave Barry